I was watching the news a couple of days ago and they were talking about a new career, which seems to be emerging quite fast. The name of the career is: “Personal Friend”. Can you guess what a “Personal Friend” does? Yeah! That’s pretty much what you thought! An absurd, right? How come a person can pay someone to be your friend for 50 minutes? (and bloody expensive 50 minutes for 300 quids!). If you need someone to talk to, call a friend, call a relative, buy a dog (dogs are great listeners) or go to a fucking shrink (at least you would spend money on a medical treatment), for God’s sake!
When I tell you that the world is getting crazy, you should believe me. Do you believe me now?